Me: "Sam, are you my baby?"
Sam: "I NOT A BABY, I A BIG BOY!" (this was followed by some couch jumping)
Marc: "Sam, are you a toddler?"
Sam: "I NOT A TODDLER, I A BIG BOY!" (followed by couch jumping and a mean face)
Bridget: (whispers) "He's lying."
Marc and I burst into laughter. So TRUE.
